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And as we lay our brother to rest, we
remember the man he was.

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A proud Martian, raised in the northern
lowlands. His parents named him Daryl, I

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think? He might have actually told me
Carol.

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Or maybe even Daryl?

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Bottom line, I didn't know him well. But
because he was our only congregant, I

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tried to engage with him. But he was so
low energy. One time I made boozy

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popsicles from the Sacramento wine. Fun,
right? Well, he took one, but just one.

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And he nursed it. I had seven, eight...

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Anyway, let it say amen.

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Sorry about the shallow grave, bud. This
Mars gravity sucks for burying stuff.

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Refill the wafers.

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Charge up the holy water.

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Now that's a high meniscus.

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Pretty high. I'm sure you have seen
higher, my lord.

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Zero foot traffic and yet the dust keeps
coming.

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I'm a total pyro, so this is fun for me.

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What do you say, Lord?

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Showtime?

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And God destroyed the Earth so he could
bring us to Mars.

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He saved one-sixteenth of the human race
and taught us how to fly cars.

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Thank you, Lord, for blessing me with
another day on this barren planet.

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I also thank you for all the tedious
cleaning which you leave totally to me.

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Then there's the Mars dust, which, like
you, great Lord, is present all the

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time, everywhere and in everything, in
every orifice of my body.

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Thank you.

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But Lord, what I really want is a flock.

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It's feeling like flock time. Or start
slow. Send me one soul to save. Or ten.

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Look, I'm not going to tell you how to
do your job. Okay, that's it. I'm in.

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What do you say, Lord?

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And I'm ready, ready and waiting. Do I
have time to pee?

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Hello? Anybody here?

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Sorry, I thought I just had to pee, but
God is bountiful. I'm Father Roger, by

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the way. Put her there.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Father Roger, I've been wandering a long
time. I'm just so very tired.

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Okay, well, that sack looks heavy. Maybe
put that down? No, it's not that.

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Have you tried resting?

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Sleeping at night so you have energy
during the day?

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I'm tired in a spiritual sense.

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Oh, okay. Then I'm your man.

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I've never felt at peace.

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I think because I never embraced the
Lord. But I feel ready to walk his path.

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Yay!

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Okay, first off, yay.

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Secondly, your wandering days are over.
Now you're riding shotgun with me and G

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.O.D.

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Oh, that sounds nice.

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But Father, can I ask, where's the rest
of your congregation?

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Oh, they're coming. Just taking a little
longer than I thought. After they

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terraformed Mars, this town was about to
boom.

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But then it just, it just didn't. Maybe
because of the dust, which I love.

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You get used to it.

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Lousy dust ruining my life.

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Anyway, welcome.

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I don't mind the dust, actually.

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Oh, well, then you're gonna love dust
season. I've learned to love it.

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Besides, I don't have the space bucks to
go anywhere. You know how that goes.

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Nice boots.

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Tecovas? Space tecovas. So, what do you
say?

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Me, you, and the Lord? We build this
congregation together?

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I say let's do it.

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That's just a taste of what's to come.

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Lord, I know I often use this time to
power cry, but today I want to thank

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you. I asked for a soul to save, and
that's what you sent me.

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Are you sure about that?

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Oh, not you again.

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Just hear me out. Maybe the Lord hasn't
sent you a soul to save.

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Maybe he sent you an opportunity. I'm
not listening. Go on. The man's rich.

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Those boots.

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Plus the sack he won't put down. I did
notice the sack.

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What do you think's in there?

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Money. Our ticket out of here. I can't
rob him. I'm a priest.

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To no one. Think about it. We could
leave Mars.

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Go to a big city with lots of souls to
save. A flock.

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I'm so ready for a flock.

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So what you're saying is, we would sneak
in, grab the sack, and be gone before he

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even woke up?

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I didn't hear anything.

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Get him.

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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

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This crucifix is so jagged, there should
be a warning label.

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I feel so bad.

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But this sack isn't going to look in
itself.

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Release the jewels!

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What? Shoe polish?

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And some book?

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How to maintain shoes and dignity with
no money.

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I've read this.

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And as we lay our brother to rest... We
remember the man he was. A liar who

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acted all rich when he was not.

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And then something happened to him.

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Amen. What can I say, Lord? I'm sorry. I
made a mistake.

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But everyone makes mistakes sometimes,
right?

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I guess now that I look at it, I have
probably made a flock's worth of

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mistakes.

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But that was the old me. The new me is
finally ready to do it right. But I need

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your help, Lord. I'm asking you one last
time.

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Please send me a soul to save!

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Oh, he killed them all. That's pretty
cool.

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Well, what's next?

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Maggots, the collection train is here.
Get those earth materials in your gravel

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bins.

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Rocks. Stones.

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Metals. Gems.

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Whatever we find, we hand to them. Guys,
look what I found.

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Oh, man.

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Maybe I'll retire there when I pay off
my debt to the company.

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You'll never pay off your debt to the
company. None of us will.

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I just did.

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I came here as a baby. But my life's
about to begin.

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Oh. Oh.

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Dying is against the rules.

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What's this?

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Worthless trash.

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William, you know you're to turn any
materials you find over to the company

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immediately, William.

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Yes, but... Don't worry.

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You'll receive a fair trial.

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And the trial has concluded you've been
sentenced to death. I respect the

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court's decision!

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The company thanks you for your years of
dedicated service.

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And on a personal note, I'd just like to
say... Yakety yak! Don't come back!

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My gems!

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And he stole gems?

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The punishment was too lenient.

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What do you say, Jeffy? How about a song
for the boys?

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I don't feel like singing now. Our lives
mean nothing to these people.

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Wait, I might have found something.

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What is it?

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Never mind that. Just turn it in. You
saw what happened to Billy.

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A kaleidoscope, maybe?

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Psst, kaleidoscope. It's clearly an
audio device.

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Hello?

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Oh, duh.

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It's a gag reflex trainer.

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Huh?

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What's this thing do?

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What was that?

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Maybe it was your whip?

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Don't talk about my whip.

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And don't eyeball my whip.

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I was just admiring it.

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Coveting my whip is a sin. Two more.

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I think this is an old-timey weapon.

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We could use it to escape.

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Are you nuts?

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They'd kill us if we got caught.

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They're gonna kill us anyway, Al. We
could use this thing to get past the

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fish, then slip onto the collection
train.

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We don't even know where the train goes.

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Anywhere but here.

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Just think about it.

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Hi-ya!

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That's a karate-flavored whip step.

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I invented that.

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Good morning, Jeffrey.

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Another beautiful day spent together on
Earth Fragment 151822.

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I dreamed of the beach last night, Al. I
have to get out of here.

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Okay.

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Then I'm coming too.

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Wait, really?

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Well, yeah, you're my best friend.

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Let's find this beach.

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Start that shrimp business we've been
talking about.

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Tuttle Jeff Shrimp. Wow, this is great.

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What, did I?

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Did we?

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I'm sorry, I don't remember the shrimp
thing. Maybe I just thought it. Anyway,

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what's the plan?

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Maggots, the collection train is here!

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What are you maggots doing?

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We're escaping!

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Yeah, this is a weapon!

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Like a mini-whip?

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No, like an old-timey space blaster.
We'll shoot you with it! I'm skeptical.

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Ow!

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Come on!

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Sorry, Dick.

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Okay, I believe you.

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What kind of sicko ties a fish up with
his own beloved whip?

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Quick, the train!

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Big mistake using my own whip against
me. It motivated me like crazy.

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Unwhip, my friend!

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You're not gonna shoot.

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Nice try, maggot. Wait, why is my water
draining?

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My only regret is not whipping you even
more constantly.

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You did it, champ! We're free!

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Sorry, Al.

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When I fired this thing, it launched me
into space.

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Well, fire it the other way. Fire your
way back to me.

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It's empty!

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Grab hold!

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Hold on! I'm coming to get you!

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No! If you step off that train, you're
dead.

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We were gonna find that beach together.

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I know.

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But hey, don't feel bad for me. I made
it out of the mines.

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What about Tuttle Jeff Shrimp Company?

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Promise me you won't do it!

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Oh. Did you not like the idea?

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There are a lot of challenges in that
business.

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Sourcing the shrimp, fostering brand
partnerships.

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I mean, do we even know there are oceans
left?

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He's afraid of success.

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But I would have loved working with you,
friend.

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Hmm, seems like something happened to
Earth.

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Breakfast service was a most honorable
effort. Your lab-grown eggs were a

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triumph, daughter.

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And what of my potato croquette?

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Good, but I believe a creamier interior
is yet possible, son.

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Father, I've been thinking.

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Maybe it is time for me to grow a child.

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You believe you're ready to take a baby
out of the genetic recombinator,

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daughter? Indeed, it feels like it were
just yesterday that Mrs. Smith and I

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were taking you out of the genetic
recombinator.

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I will think on it. I feel... I said I
will think on it. Now, lunch service.

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Mrs. Smith?

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A summer corn salad followed by a corn
salmon escabeche with blue corn

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tortillas and a duet of corn desserts.

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We've got a lot of corn right now.

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We've just gotta put a dent in this
corn.

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There is the matter of the corn cutter
and creamer tool?

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What matter? It's broken.

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The creaming edge is badly warped and
must be replaced.

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You'll check the spare parts drawer.

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Or... perhaps we could ask for a new
tool.

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You could go upstairs?

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Upstairs? We do not go upstairs, son.
You say that, but why not?

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Because it is not protocol.

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I've never done it. My father never did
it. His father never did it. We do not

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call on the upstairs.

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The upstairs.

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Have they ever even thanked us for what
we do down here?

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I do not know the upstairs!

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And you will not know the upstairs!

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It is by design that we do not know
them, and that they do not know us.

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Go upstairs.

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For a simple repair?

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The boy just doesn't love protocol.

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Which makes no sense, because loving
protocol is protocol.

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Although I've made great progress on the
repair, the corn cutter and creamer tool

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will not be ready for lunch service.

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We must make do with the paring knives
for now.

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Paring knife to cream corn.

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Give me strength, Space Jesus.

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Okay. One gram too much parsley, but
also okay.

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Unseparated corn kernels? Have we
standards here or no?

248
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:09,740
If I just had the proper tools, Father.

249
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,600
We'll speak of this later when I'm not
trembling with rage.

250
00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:17,960
Yes, I know. Lunch service was a
disaster.

251
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,259
About that, Mr.

252
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:21,860
Smith. I was consulting the protocol
manual.

253
00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,680
Ah, the protocol manual.

254
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:29,100
Yes. And according to Article 14, Rule
322P...

255
00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:34,010
The downstairs can go upstairs in cases
of emergency.

256
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:38,290
So you will travel upstairs then and
request a new tool?

257
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:42,010
Mrs. Smith, can we speak informally for
a moment?

258
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:44,570
Certainly. I'm scared. I've never gone
upstairs.

259
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:46,090
I do not know their ways.

260
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:47,650
What if I make a fool of myself?

261
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,150
Oh, you could never do that, Mr. Smith.

262
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:51,269
You are Mr.

263
00:16:51,270 --> 00:16:53,930
Smith. What if... what if they're mean
to me?

264
00:16:54,150 --> 00:16:55,630
No, I cannot go.

265
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,990
Now please leave me. I have dinner
service bearing down on me.

266
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,070
Oh, come on.

267
00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:07,869
Guide me, fathers.

268
00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:13,410
I will be traveling upstairs.

269
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,869
Yes. You must dress appropriately for
the occasion.

270
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:19,530
I hope this is still the style.

271
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:23,569
An anniversary bow is always in fashion,
Mr. Smith.

272
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:31,830
The protocol manual.

273
00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:37,090
Thank the gods for Mrs. Smith.

274
00:17:39,410 --> 00:17:43,110
The downstairs requests permission to
enter.

275
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:48,930
By the power of Article 14, Rule 322P.

276
00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:53,890
Hello?

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00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:57,690
Article 14?

278
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:28,810
Captain Jean-Luc Bullock-Mamori of the
SS Ducalion speaking.

279
00:18:29,290 --> 00:18:33,290
We're in year 284 of our 500-year
journey to colonize New Earth.

280
00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:35,330
That's over a century ago.

281
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:38,130
But our mission has zero chance of
success.

282
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,850
I guess a scientist made a mistake.

283
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:45,030
And New Earth is actually an
uninhabitable sphere of superheated gas.

284
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:48,850
And the closest habitable planet is well
beyond our fuel reserves.

285
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,170
It's hopeless.

286
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:52,270
So we've made a difficult decision.

287
00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:53,850
We're gonna kill ourselves!

288
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:55,310
Yeah!

289
00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,970
Yeah! Yeah!

290
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,550
We are going to kill ourselves.

291
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,210
Trust me, we tried to make a go of it.

292
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:08,250
Orgy after interminable orgy. But with
the knowledge that we were heading

293
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:12,150
nowhere with no future, no prospects, no
purpose.

294
00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:13,890
Well, it got old fast.

295
00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:16,590
The meals were particularly monotonous.

296
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,410
Monotonous? So here's to the bash to end
all bashes.

297
00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:23,030
Cap, you're missing the cyanide conga
line.

298
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,260
Lunch service complete.

299
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,940
What did they say, Father?

300
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,120
They're all... Yes?

301
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:49,660
They thanked us.

302
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,260
Thank the gods.

303
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:55,660
And said what we do down here is
critical to the mission.

304
00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:00,080
And that our meals are not monotonous.
Not monotonous?

305
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,440
Well, that's nice.

306
00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:04,920
And what of the corn cutter and creamer
tool, Mr. Smith?

307
00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:06,220
Oh, the tool.

308
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:09,940
They didn't give me one. They hated the
corn. They want it purged from the

309
00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:12,220
garden. I shall go upstairs and
apologize.

310
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:13,600
No! No.

311
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:18,380
They said our interpretation of the
protocol manual was too liberal.

312
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,239
Oh, dear.

313
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,000
They've forbidden us from going upstairs
ever again.

314
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:25,850
But... They did give us a gift to thank
us for our years of service.

315
00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:30,050
It's a device that produces pleasing
sounds.

316
00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:32,710
They suggested we might enjoy it while
we cook.

317
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:35,990
Speaking of, dinner service is in two
hours. Let's get to it.

318
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:41,190
These sounds really do help me work.
Thank you, upstairs.

319
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,760
Pretty good story. It's pretty
interesting.

320
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,460
Oh, a hovercraft.

321
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:05,660
That's good.

322
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,480
Good money is good.

323
00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:12,200
Oh, now that's good.

324
00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:14,240
I'd like to put that on my belly button.

325
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:25,980
Hello? I'm calling about the vibratile
massage device.

326
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:28,480
Bye. Have a beautiful time.